Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Is Shawn Johnson Dead? (Video)

Shawn Johnson Put To Sleep After Breaking Leg
video posted by The Onion caused an internet stir, see the video here at UptimeNews.

However, The Onion's (Harbinger of fake news and a staple in the messenger bags of hipsters everywhere) home page says its content is not intended for readers under age 18.

Johnson and her publicist declined to comment on this issue.

So if you're still wondering if Shawn Johnson is Dead or Not, hear it at UptimeNews - she is NOT DEAD - she's alive and still jumping on gymnast bars.

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