However, The Onion's (Harbinger of fake news and a staple in the messenger bags of hipsters everywhere) home page says its content is not intended for readers under age 18.
Johnson and her publicist declined to comment on this issue.
So if you're still wondering if Shawn Johnson is Dead or Not, hear it at UptimeNews - she is NOT DEAD - she's alive and still jumping on gymnast bars.
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